Monday, September 14, 2009

How to make a Blog awesome(Better then yours)

To make a Blog awesome you have to live an awesome life. So if you don't have that done yet you should just give up.

You also don't have to know how to spell anything just so long as you know what you're saying.

You have to have lots of pictures INBETWEEN words so that the peoples' reading don't get bord.

Here are some cows on the highway

Also don't wait a long time between posts or you blog will just be an internet let down.
Just because you dont have time to go online doesn't mean your friends don't have time and you don't want to let your friends down.

Try to make up storys from your pictures to make your life more interesting.

"Today I went to school and got an A+ in my electric class and they told me that I didn't need to do any more wiring on cars ever again. In fact they told me that they would get the second best kid in the class to work for me and do all my wiring for the rest of my life. Actually he has to pay me to do my wiring, and he likes it. So then I went to the snap-on shop and ordered 50 grad worth of tools and said 'I don't have time for you to ship all this stuff I want it now'. So they got a truck to bring it all to my work place and I had the wiring kid, (I don't know his name, I'll call him Ben that sounds right) Ben to set it all up for me.


"So then I decided that my new boss should pay me to work on whatever I want to in his shop. So I bulit this car from scrach and it turned out ok. I think it has like 600 hp.
"Then I made Ben do all the wiring. It costed him alot but he really wanted to do it. I don't know why he wanted to? the car only has like three wires. Maybe he just wants to be as good as me at making stuff."

The last thing you need to have a awesome blog is lots of girls commenting on it ALL THE TIME. Even if its your mom, it counts. (Ben doesn't count he just does the wires)

7 comments:

  1. Hey, crazy!

    Now I'm having blog envy! I like your stories and all, but I'm wondering how your day really went? ;)

    And I say it's great to have lots of girls leaving comments - only if they're moms! :-P

    P.S. I may not know much about cars, but I do know that red car is purdy!

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  2. Sisters too, Jess!

    This is a horrible time for my camera to stop working. Now your blog is totally better.

    Praying for your final tomorrow! At least, Dad said it was tomorrow.

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  3. Oh, yeah. Sisters are a given. :)

    (And 'night, you. I'm really going to bed now!)

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  4. um that's awesome. I like that you made them get your tools faster. <3 -Kelly

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  5. Tyler! Your blog really is awesome. Ben laughs every single time he hears a new post from you (I usually read aloud to him while he's doing important fish tank stuff). We saw your awesome family on Sunday! They are a fun bunch :) Oh, and we saw your lovely girlfriend too :)

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  6. Whoa! This must really be an awesome blog since I'm the fourth girl to comment!

    Miss seeing your white car out in front of the house. :-(

    Mrs. M.

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  7. Correction. The FIFTH GIRL to comment!!!! (Kelly commented under an alias.) :-)

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