Speeeed Blog

(in no order at all)
I went back to the race track
fast cars

I went fishing
small fish


I got subway
good food

I have lots of tests
hard work

I apply at three places a day
no job

I got a check from school
Flashy tools





(don't be fooled, the chevelle pwned that neon he's just burning some rubber before the race.)

"THIS IS TENESSEE! AHHH" *slow motion killing everywhere*

I went fishing one more time just to be sure that I couldn't catch anything and I'm pretty sure this is what happened
Gaint Bass one: "Hey look its that stupid Florida kid trying to catch us again."
Gaint Bass Two: "Oh yeah he's the one that keeps using all these weird lures that we'll never eat"
Gaint bass One: "Haha only a sucker fish would be dumb enough to fall for that one. Hey lets have some fun with him."
Gaint bass Two:"What are you going to do? Jump around or something like you did last time?"
Gaint Bass One:"No that gets old. Watch this, next time he throws that lizard out here I'm going to bite it in half and leave the hook."
Gaint Bass Two:"Oh man theres no way you're getting away with this one."

Those stupid fish...
Anyway at school things are going ok. I''m doing well but not perfect but the best part is all of the awsome conversations that I get to hear all day. (Add your own fun southern accent!)
"Man, when I moved here I had never seen an airplane and like five fly by my apartment every day!"
And
"Hey how much you want for that chevy?"
"I don't know. Why?"
"Well I thought if I bought a car that breaks down everyday I would get better at fixing stuff!"
And
"You know what Ford stands for don't you? Fix Or Repair Daily."
"Oh Yeah?! You know what Dodge stands for?"
"What?"
"Dumb Old umm... Dumb..."
And
"Where I'm from we can fit the whole town inside the race track. Its the only thing out there."
"Wow thats really small. Do you at least have a race track to go to?"
(I'm not making these up they really do say this stuff.)
And today at the Wal-mart I was checking out when the lady said to me
"If your mother new what you where eating?! She probably throw a fit!"

So there you go. That Tennessee.

Fishing

Here are some pictures of the lake I live on and I have been trying to catch some fish in but I have only been able to land one. The first fish I have ever been able to hook AND land with my new reel that my awsome FL friends bought for me. Not to be confused with my TN friends.... oh yeah I don't have any TN friends. Anyway its a nice lake ya'll should come and see it I'll show you how to cast a millon times and never get a bite.

In TN it's only 5 bucks to have a good time.

First of all here are some more pictures from the new place. It's small and dark, even a little scary at times but it keeps me from getting too cozy and I remember that I need to leave soon. So this should be a picture of my new room. Note the John Deer sheets next to mine. That should be a clue to what my room mate is like.

This is our living room that I didn't have alot to with but if you look you can see our free TV from our neighbors on top of a bunch of random stuff from a buddys room. Then there you can see the pile of cables from the cable guy. We're running some high speed internet with the "biggest basic cable." I don't know what that means but thats what he said.

Now on to some of the things that I have been doing. On Thursday I recived my last pay check from F and F trucking through direct depoist and I felt a little bit easyer about paying for a high dollar meal. Some of you may know that I have a theory about how chick-fil-a is bettering the world with their quick service, awesome food, and excellent sauces. Well this theory was just proven thrsday night while I ate 700 miles away at a chick-fil-a that not only matched the awesomeness of our FL spots but surpassed all of my expectations. I was given my food before I even got my change from paying and I was then given refills of the best lemonaid ever, by the manager himself. Needless to say I had a good night. It was everything, but it wasn't magical, what can I say its TN.

Now you may be thinking "That meal is way more then five bucks. Is the food at the only chick-fil-a in TN that much cheaper?!" Well no its not. So before you all start packing your bags to move down here you should know that my good time was held on a friday night and was even better then thursday's night.
On friday my instructor was talking about some of the local drag racing tracks here in Nashville. Well when school got out that day I didn't have anything to do since I had already gone to Starbucks and spent my last two dollars of my gift card. (Thanks Jess) So I decided to try and find myself This drag strip. Well all of my room mates have fancy GPS deals that their parents bought them to get them all around down town. I only have my devil friend the internet to show me where to go. After I wrote down about a page of dirictions I left early to go find the place. I had to drive about thirty miles but ten of those miles was through the most beautiful country a had ever seen. Huge houses and old churchs were all along this little twisty road. I still made a few wrong turns but got there with plenty of time. When I arived I was blown away by one of the coolest places I had ever been. There was perfect weather that night too. It even got a little chilly.




I had never been to any kind of race before except go karts. So i was really in for a treat on this august test and tune night. It was an eighth mile track and they were runing everything from rail cars to sport bikes to some guy who stole his wife's car. (The car seat was still in the back)
Here are some of the things I got to see run.




The dark bule drag car had the best time of the night. He ran the 8th mile in 4.98 secends. the second best time was a suzuki hayabusa that did it in 5.09 doing 128 mph. Here is a picture of a guys truck that did really well. He told me that he had ten grand just in the engine.

It was all this and much more for only five bucks.

I'm going to try something else...

Ok I don't know how to break it to you guys but that really wasn't my kitchen. I know, I lied but I really thought you guys would see through it. So i'm going to try something else and that is to tell the truth about said kitchen. It actually truthfully is the kitchen below.












I know... looks a little more real and like five guys run the thing. I only know how to make a few things and I don't want to because then I would have to clean the thing. Any way everythings going well here as school has begun and I am starting to get more into the swing of things. I have to be at school this all this week at 6:15 in the morning and I'm wondering how long I will be able to do that. Two days strong right now. The good part is four of my room mates are there from when I get done around 1:30 untill 9:30 at night. So I have alot of space to talk behind their back during the day. The room mate intro blog should be soon. Should be good.
Another good thing is that I may be getting a job pretty soon and that would be awesome.
look for that blog as well. More pics too.... real ones.

I'm going to try something

This might work and it might not but I know all of you really want to see some pictures of the new place so I will do my best with just my phone. this should be a picture of our new kitchen below just before we moved in ...
Don't make fun its my first time.

New Blog

So... I moved to TN where being a redneck isn't a joke, its a way of life. I have moved in with four other guys that are so crazy I thought it would be a good idea to write about it. "But Tyler you make fun of people's blogs and said the internet was the devil?" Well kids, out here the internet is my only friend, even if he is the devil. I have decided to start this blog for the same reason that anyone else would start a blog, for the sake of their own God givin' mind. it should be a good run.. stay tuned... internet is up; working on pictures.... thats when its going to get good...