Gaint Bass one: "Hey look its that stupid Florida kid trying to catch us again."
Gaint Bass Two: "Oh yeah he's the one that keeps using all these weird lures that we'll never eat"
Gaint bass One: "Haha only a sucker fish would be dumb enough to fall for that one. Hey lets have some fun with him."
Gaint bass Two:"What are you going to do? Jump around or something like you did last time?"
Gaint Bass One:"No that gets old. Watch this, next time he throws that lizard out here I'm going to bite it in half and leave the hook."
Gaint Bass Two:"Oh man theres no way you're getting away with this one."
Those stupid fish...
Anyway at school things are going ok. I''m doing well but not perfect but the best part is all of the awsome conversations that I get to hear all day. (Add your own fun southern accent!)
"Man, when I moved here I had never seen an airplane and like five fly by my apartment every day!"
And
"Hey how much you want for that chevy?"
"I don't know. Why?"
"Well I thought if I bought a car that breaks down everyday I would get better at fixing stuff!"
And
"You know what Ford stands for don't you? Fix Or Repair Daily."
"Oh Yeah?! You know what Dodge stands for?"
"What?"
"Dumb Old umm... Dumb..."
And
"Where I'm from we can fit the whole town inside the race track. Its the only thing out there."
"Wow thats really small. Do you at least have a race track to go to?"
(I'm not making these up they really do say this stuff.)
And today at the Wal-mart I was checking out when the lady said to me
"If your mother new what you where eating?! She probably throw a fit!"
So there you go. That Tennessee.
The music locker lines at school couldn't even fit inside a racetrack!
ReplyDeleteSo I'm really curious as to what you bought to eat. I almost asked when we were talking but decided against it. ;)
Let me guess . . . Pop tarts? Mac n Cheese? Slim Jims? Cheez-its?
ReplyDeleteDaddy and I read this together and laughed so hard!
I love you!
Haha! I laughed out loud! Hmmm...I guess I should prepare myself...=)
ReplyDeleteBeef-a-roni?
ReplyDelete:-P
Haha! I can't wait to show this to Ben! I think he's going saltwater fishing tomorrow. We'll see how that goes :)
ReplyDeleteBAhahaha! I thought this post was so hilarious that I made my mom read it. She laughed too. New favorite quote: "Well I thought if I bought a car that breaks down everyday I would get better at fixing stuff!"
ReplyDeleteThanks Tyler! You gave me my first serious chuckle of the morning! Great new blog.
ReplyDeleteThese stories are great! I'm sitting in the library at school trying not to laugh out loud. : )
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear things are going pretty well up there.
You know, one of those fish is bound to make a mistake sooner or
later. Hope you get him!