So guess what I found out? The state of Tennessee actually has the season of Fall! And it's Here!



And it's cold... but do not fear, I bought a real jacket.
I went to a bible study for collage kids from my church on Sunday and I had a really good time. it was way out in the country, but the house that we went to was this awesome log house that was really big on a lot of land. I think the people that hosted the study this week where retired so now on this land that they own they sell bamboo. I know, it's really weird that some one can grow and sell the stuff for money but that is what they do. Bamboo.
So in there back yard they grew a bamboo fort and I took a picture of it.



We ended up having the study out side around their fire pit and once the sun went down it got really cold. It was great being out there and I remembered my jacket. "Wow, I like the Carhart jacket" said my new version of Josh Harris "Those are really nice"

In case you didn't know there are new versions of every one here in TN. The new Josh's name is Jeff. The new Ben Gable's name is Ben Gable. Every one except Jess, she has no equal.

Anyway Jeff was talking about how their church is setting up for a fall festival. In short, the collage kids where going to make a maze out of boxes for the kids to crawl though. So I went down there Thursday and helped out. No one really knew how they where going to do this maze so I started throwing out idea's and people started listening and before you knew it, I was using all my new friends to build what they only dreamed could happen.
Excepted for the lions mouth. Two creative people made that.. not me





This is the coolest thing I have ever made. You turn off all the lights in the class room that has two doors. You crawl though the lions mouth and try to find your way to the other door. The maze was really big, I had a hard time remembering where to go when I gave it a whirl and I built the dang thing! It's way cooler and way bigger then the picture shows it to be but it included Three dead ends, One big fort type room that you could sit down and think in, and a stand up spot that you could turn around in or if you're a little kid, stand up in.
I thought it was awesome. They're going to have a good time over there.

It's Not That Bad

I guess every one thought I was feeling like it was the end of the world, but I need to work on my writing skills because I thought that last blog was going to be kind of funny. It's either that or I need to work on my sense of humor. Thank you for cutting out encouragement notes and posting some bible passages. You are all too caring. I would have scrolled though and saw that there wasn't any pictures and closed the window.

This is my new friend that I met at a bar down town. I didn't get his name but we had a good time despite our differences.
I don't know when Keith is moving out but this guy would make a good replacement. He is the strong silent type. He has a steady job too so I think rent wouldn't be a problem.

A real problem is all the stinking little kids that live above me! I think there are at least 5 at any giving time but I'm still working on naming them all by there foot steps. Unfortunately they go to bed way later then I do. I used to be so cool when I would stay up late and now I'm bested by a couple of five year old kids. I need to make the best of this some how.
I should pay them to do my homework or something. Then I should get paid by their parents for keeping them all occupied for a couple of hours.
Wait.. I should do my own home work (because I do a good job) and get them to do the other people's at schools home work and those kids pay me twice as much as I pay the little kids and have their parents pay me to "watch them". This could really work don't you think?

I went out to my car to get some water (yes I keep all my water in my car) and one of the little girls calls down from the balcony "Hi" I say hi back to her and she said "Cool car" I said thank you and she said "Your cool too." I went inside.

UPDATE

I don't have cool pictures... I don't really have time to make anything up about my lame pictures. I guess some of my readers just like to read? I think I just made that up... this is no longer the coolest blog ever :( I'm even using lame smilely text.

Speaking of Smilely Keith smilely (yes, that's his name) is moving out! And all the lords people said AMEN.

(note. Keith is my room mate and he got kicked out for not paying rent, pray that I don't get a new room mate.)

In other odd names, I learned today that the Ben that I work with at my new job, the really big a scary one, his last name is Gable. Ben Gable. WEIRD

At school I have been making less friends, losing the friends that I have, insulting the teacher and making good grades. What ever it takes to get to the top right?

A real conversation

Stupid instructor: "I hate having all these kids come here, only 17, right out of high school and have their mommy's take care of everything for them and they can't even take a !@#$ing joke or do anything right... Wait theres no one in this class that's 17 right?"

Myself: "Well if there is they're not going to tell you now."

Stupid instructor "You can't even comb your hair! How old are you? Maybe 19?"

Myself: "Twenty."

Stupid instructor: "Twenty?! Man your ugly!"

Myself: "I have a lot to look up to if I'm ever going to be as ugly as you."

Now most every one knows that I don't try and insult adults going around bad mouthing my country and making my whole class laugh at our stupid instructor, but maybe you can tell that's just how stupid he is. He makes me look smart. Hmmm I guess that is his job.

I got a bad battery in my car and had to buy a new one after being late for work. Now between that and buffalow wild wings I'm getting poor.

It was a high of 65 today and this boy wasn't nick named "Floor A Duh" for nothing. I must learn to be one with the cold..... GO GATORS!

Keith " YOUWANTSOME@#$^INGFOOD"

David "Shut up you hick and open the door when you talk to me"

Keith "YOUWANTSOME%$#INGFOOD"

(he talks very loud and fast.)

David "No I don't want your $#@*ing food close the door. where you raised in Kuntucky or something?"

Keith"NOWYOUKNOWYOUCAN'TGOTALKINGABOUTMYSTATELIKETHAT!"

I guess David bested him by insulting his home state with Keith's own behavior.

Well hopefully I will be blog' en more often but as for now I have to go to bed and get ready for another day of "Me-vs.-Everyone"