I don't have cool pictures... I don't really have time to make anything up about my lame pictures. I guess some of my readers just like to read? I think I just made that up... this is no longer the coolest blog ever :( I'm even using lame smilely text.
Speaking of Smilely Keith smilely (yes, that's his name) is moving out! And all the lords people said AMEN.
(note. Keith is my room mate and he got kicked out for not paying rent, pray that I don't get a new room mate.)
In other odd names, I learned today that the Ben that I work with at my new job, the really big a scary one, his last name is Gable. Ben Gable. WEIRD
At school I have been making less friends, losing the friends that I have, insulting the teacher and making good grades. What ever it takes to get to the top right?
A real conversation
Stupid instructor: "I hate having all these kids come here, only 17, right out of high school and have their mommy's take care of everything for them and they can't even take a !@#$ing joke or do anything right... Wait theres no one in this class that's 17 right?"
Myself: "Well if there is they're not going to tell you now."
Stupid instructor "You can't even comb your hair! How old are you? Maybe 19?"
Myself: "Twenty."
Stupid instructor: "Twenty?! Man your ugly!"
Myself: "I have a lot to look up to if I'm ever going to be as ugly as you."
Now most every one knows that I don't try and insult adults going around bad mouthing my country and making my whole class laugh at our stupid instructor, but maybe you can tell that's just how stupid he is. He makes me look smart. Hmmm I guess that is his job.
I got a bad battery in my car and had to buy a new one after being late for work. Now between that and buffalow wild wings I'm getting poor.
It was a high of 65 today and this boy wasn't nick named "Floor A Duh" for nothing. I must learn to be one with the cold..... GO GATORS!
Keith " YOUWANTSOME@#$^INGFOOD"
David "Shut up you hick and open the door when you talk to me"
Keith "YOUWANTSOME%$#INGFOOD"
(he talks very loud and fast.)
David "No I don't want your $#@*ing food close the door. where you raised in Kuntucky or something?"
Keith"NOWYOUKNOWYOUCAN'TGOTALKINGABOUTMYSTATELIKETHAT!"
I guess David bested him by insulting his home state with Keith's own behavior.
Well hopefully I will be blog' en more often but as for now I have to go to bed and get ready for another day of "Me-vs.-Everyone"
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Dang! Your instructor IS stupid.
ReplyDeleteI hope your car starts in an hour here. I'm praying for you today.
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That's really creepy that his name is Ben Gable. There can only be one Ben Gable!
ReplyDeleteIf someone called me ugly, I'd start crying. You handled that with class.
Hi TYed .... I just made that up.
ReplyDeleteBe nice to the less witty and don't take advantage of your mute-ten Jedi mind skills over the less fortunate.... With great power comes great responsibility.
It's not you VS the world its you and all of us that love you VS the world ( I wrote that part for JES and Angela to go AAAHHH how sweet)
But if you need the angst to get through the next day then go ahead and use it just don't get yous to it self pity isn't pretty.
OK OK OK I just used witty and pity and pretty in the same post its a gift and a curse.
Ahhh, how sweet! No wonder I married that guy!
ReplyDeleteWhen is The Smiley leaving? Hopefully soon, so you can enjoy some peace and a haven of a room for a while. Prayerfully, your next roommate will either be Mr. Nobody or Mr. Way Cool Guy. Either would be great. The Smileys of the world never stay around for long.
Praying for you, my son! Here are some scriptures that came to my mind while reading your post. Underline them in your Bible and keep the TRUTH before you!
"And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect." Romans 12:2
"Finally bretheren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, dwell on THESE THINGS." Philippians 4:8
"Now for this very reason also, applying all diligence, in your faith supply moral excellence and in your moral excellence, knowledge, and in our knowledge, self-control, and in your self control, persevereance,and in your perseverance, godliness, and in your godliness, brotherly kindness, and in your brotherly kindness, love.
For if these qualities are yours and are increasing, they render you neither useless nor unfruitful in the true knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ." 2 Peter 1:5-8
I know, I know; you were simply venting and I whipped out the Bible card. Moms just do that.
I love you! Hope you're staying warm!
Mr. W,
ReplyDeleteI was going to say that but thought it might sound too mushy coming from me. Glad you stepped in! And yes, I "awwwwed" right on cue. :)
I just cut the letters E-N-C-O-U-R-A-G-E-M-E-N-T out of construction paper and blew them your way...
ReplyDeleteOk fine, that was a lie. But I do hope you have a better day today. :)