I eat the same amount of food for less money... That why it's funny when my mom says "Have you been eating?" because I have, for less money. Don't make me explain these things, no one likes to explain their own jokes at their Mother's expense.
Maybe I forgot that only young attractive girls and older women read my blog (just pick which one you want to be)
I will now try to sell out and write better for my market so the "man's blog" is now going to be more like the "Tyler's not starving blog" Wait... The microwave is broken! We're all DEAD!
Not really, that was a joke too.
I hope I don't get in trouble for this blog :(
So now to start with fresh material made for my audience.
The KIDS we're so loud today up stairs. I think that they we looking cute while they we loud though so it's alright. I love kids that are cute.
The MEN in this house are so RUDE. They get home from school and they just mess up the kitchen that I cleaned, they mess up the bathroom that I cleaned, and they don't even ask me how my day was.
The price of MILK is so high right now. I can't even fit it into my budget. I think I'm going to have to buy my own cow. We'll keep her on the patio.
SCHOOL is so great! I learn so much my brain hurts. I just wish I could go to school all the time!
I have to DRIVE somewhere today..
Alright this is terrible I can't do it anymore. I hope every one isn't returning my gifts and writing angry letters to my editor, but I just can't do it.
Try to laugh or consider how this could be funny.
I was in a truck lifted 10 feet in the air at work starting and stopping the engine when it caught on FIRE and Ben had to get the extinguisher to put it out! I thought it was funny, all I saw where people running and yelling and then lots of white powder everywhere.
I have two brand new room mates and they are very nice guys so far, Josh and Joe. The come from a one Wal-Mart town.
I received my coffee maker in the mail and I'm so excited to use it tomorrow!
OKAY, I hope all of my readers have a great day and take it easy on the hate mail.
I love you mom <3
PS I will now only use movie quotes for my blog titles. If you guess the movie you get a prize.
PSS I don't think I will every blog again.
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I, for one, hope you get a cow.
ReplyDeleteThat would make things interesting.
Wait...I do fall into the young, attractive category, right? After our conversation about being really old, I'm not so sure...
But hey! You were the one who couldn't hear what I was saying! ;)
*Insert a lot of hoarse laughter* <--Sorry, I couldn't help it.
I'm not even going to try to guess your movie quote. We all know Kelly is going to school everyone anyway.
P.S. If the price of milk is so high, what are you consuming for Vitamin D??
I am glad you are eating! You have to keep up your strength when dealing with annoying roomates.
ReplyDeleteLet me know how your coffee maker works out. It sounds like fun.
By the way, Ben would like you to know that he is building a motor boat at work. As we speak. He's a little crazy. I asked him what he wanted for our anniversary. He said wood and fiberglass.I just thought you'd like to know.
He laughed a lot at your last blog. He said I need to remind him to fill Peter in on all that's been going on with you.
:)
Rats. I found myself agreeing with you on the price of milk and rude, unappreciative men until I realized you were mocking us girls! You sap.
ReplyDeleteYou can't scare me. I know you could jump out of a burning vehicle, ten feet in the air, and live to tell about it! (By the way, does your boss have workman's comp insurance?)
PS I love you, Ty. <3
Can I name your cow?
ReplyDeleteHey. Guess what.
ReplyDeleteI'm coming in 5 days.
That's 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Meaning it's practically tomorrow.
It will be. :)
You are one funny fellow! I needed that belly laugh - thank you!! I'm glad you're getting a cow - everyone needs at least one interesting money guzzling pet.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not touching the young and attractive or older thing...it's all perspective ;-)