"I'm a Real Boy"

I have noticed that at my school, the thing to do is put big writing on your truck window such as above the windshield or across the back stating something about your personality. I guess that is how these very loud people want their trucks to be seen, like themselves there personality is in your face. There really isn't anything you can do but wonder at how they are the way they are. If you are a die hard red-neck then I hope this blog doesn't offend you. Some of the ones I can think of are as follows along with the rating I gave them 1 to 10.

"Irish Man"

Unless that is a new super hero then I'm not really sure why you would use this one. Last I checked there was a large majority of Irish men in America and it's not that crazy. 3 points not so good. (It would be worse but he has it written in green and orange lettering.)

"Hell Raiser!"

This is a good one because he could be talking about his sweet 4x4 or it could be what his mom called him all his life... Or both! Whatever the case when you see "Hell Raiser" coming up in your rear view mirror you tend to get out of the way. 8 points to this guy.

"Whiskey bent and Hell bound"

Now I like the idea of this guy when you first read it, like "yeah! rock n' roll" or if you where reading about him in a book or saw him in a movie you would like the character because he does care what he does and is going to do it anyway. But then I immediately remember that this is real life and the poor guy probably is just what he says. "Hell bound" 5 points for being such a downer.

"4xDIG!"

This one seems like it would be really dumb but if you think it through its a great thing to write on a truck. He doesn't just want to tell you that he has four wheel drive but that his four wheel dive is used for digging though the mud! really made me laugh. 9 points for originality.

"To Do List" Followed by about twenty random car parts all numbered.

This is just a classic in my mind. The guys car was so trashed that right on the hood in white paint he wrote out all the things that he still needs to fix on it. I really had to laugh at that. 8 points for being crazy. I hope he doesn't try to sell it like that.

The next one needs some background. At my school they model all the tests after the ASE certification tests and there are questions that go as follows. Tech A uses a dial-indicator to check crank shaft end play. Tech B uses propane to enrich fuel mixture.
Then you have to select who is right. A or B or both or neither. Every test has about ten of these type of questions.

This guy has a picture of Calvin peeing on "Tech A and Tech B"

Awesome! could not think of a better thing to put on a car at school. 9 points
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"Eelliterit heelbillie"

Yep, right across the back window in the biggest font they could get. If I where illiterate I don't think I would try to say so across my back window. Now I know that just is the joke that they can't spell, but the really sad part is, this is on at least four different trucks in the parking lot. It's like they really are all illiterate and couldn't think of what to put on their own truck. 2 pionts for being dumb.